This is some hillarious but depressing shit. Not to mention invariably true...

From DOCFILES.blogspot.com:

Malaysian Govt Doctors Criteria

Criteria for becoming a Malaysian Govt Doctor. Theres no need for an aptitude test. Students should consider these requirements:

1. No life outside medicine; this includes dating, sports, clubbing, chores for your parents and visiting the toilet

2. Not to live with your parents. Move out ASAP as they will never understand the ludicrous working hours that u go through. Furthermore, chores are not suitable for u as to rule No. 1.

3. Not to be married until completion of all 4 years of Govt Compulsory service as u will be transferred left and right to some of the most remote Govt clinics in Malaysia. Having wife and kids to follow you to your new working area may increase high level of stress on all parties. Furthermore, if your spouse is a Govt Doctor, he/she will also be transferred away from u and no matter what appeal is made, KKM will put up a deaf ear (unless u have big cables or of a certain skin color).

4. If married, no to have children until u finish all 4 years of Govt Compulsory service, as to which u and your spouse will not have much time for your child/children or they end up not recognizing u and refer the Indonesian maid as their mother (change in language patterns commonly follow).

5. To obtain life insurance once your govt service begins as there is not many claims for accidents during work. Don't be fooled, Doctoring in Malaysia is hazardous.

6. Able to withstand 36 hours of non stop work and stress without mistakenly labeling Left for Right or uvula for vulva (or Volvo S40)

7. To buy a car with complete safety features (like I'm doing) which includes multiple airbags, ABS, EBD, side-front-rear-top-parallel and diagonal impact bars and seat belts to ensure survivability if u are involved in an accident because your driving resembled a drunkard maniac after working in the hospital for 40 hrs non stop.

8. Constant supply of coffee

9. Nicotine Patch as u will have the urge to start smoking due to overwhelming stress

10. Interest in watching medical sitcoms such as House MD, Scrubs, ER, Grays Anatomy and Chicago Hope to inspire u to continue your life as a doctor as the exciting things u see on TV does not resemble the real life of a Malaysian govt doctor.

11. Not to have any pets or plants (not even cactuses) as u will have no time to feed or care for them and eventually all will end up in your mortuary.

12. Able to endure the stench of your own sweat as to when 36 hours "on call" does not permit u time to bathe or freshen up.

13. Able to carry on working without food or water over 15 hours. ( I was in OT for 16 hrs without food, water or bathroom breaks). If during fasting month, able to break your fast with “water for injection” as u had no time to buy food.

14. Able to come to work with fever/cough/illness or physical disability (sprained ankle etc) as to which doctors do not deserve MCs. (My MO was on crutches during rounds)

15. Able to stand scolding, destructive criticism, kiss ass behaviors, racial bias, finger pointing, scape goating, and in competency from your superiors.

16. Able to withstand the jealousy when your friends call u up for some fun and ur stuck in the hospital during on call.


Also see Doctor jobs Malaysia - Looking for Doctors.

For the man who loved selflessly, and made us his world...

Happy Birthday Papa! Hope you're having a good time with the Mama, Kakh and Pork today! Lots of love from your daughter in Adelaide. ^_^

I'm back in Adelaide again. Arrived this morning after transiting in Singapore and a rather turbulent flight in. Winter isn't as cold as I remembered it to be. Maybe it's because it'll still early in the evening. Or maybe the warmth of home is still lingering around me, protecting me.

I can feel that depressing heaviness seeping through. Thank God for the 3 weeks back home. I doubt I'd be able to function if I spent the holidays here, away from everyone I love.

I miss you Mama and Papa.
I miss you Kakh and Pork.
I miss you Darling. You kept me from crumbling apart all this while.
I miss you my Subang peeps! Have a blast in Bangkok!

Acute and Chronic Care 2 starts at TQEH tomorrow morning. 5 months to the Big Bad Finals. Pleaseeeeeee give me the strength to pull through...

English teachers, cry your hearts out.

Had a look at a compilation of research abstracts from the National Research and Innovation Competition (NRIC) 2008 which Seng Kiat and Shing Wei attended last month. They did a great job with their research and presentation, but unfortunately didn't win. When I asked Seng Kiat about the competition, he told me it was just a big joke. Didn't understand why till I read the abstracts. There were a few good ones, but sad to say most of them were half-baked and strung together with fragmented English. The winner of the competition didn't look that impressive to me either. In my opinion there were better ones in the list but God knows what other 'criteria' were taken into account when judging. OK la my English is pretty crap also. But if you're a uni student doing a presentation for your research/invention, there has to be some sort of standard right? I mean, you gotta at least be able to string together a complete sentence right? I knew the standard of English in my country is bad (and getting worse as the years go by), but this one is so bad that it's 'good'.


University: *suffice to say, it's a local uni....should I embarrass them by putting the name?*
Category: Social Transformation and Creative Art
Project Title: HIVEGON

The bee hive is used for breed the bee. Today, the honey used in around the world. The honey is a good business. Because the honey very expensive. The honey has more each for health. The bee also gives more benefit for human, because the bee can do the pollination process. So, human take the benefit from the bee process. For the gardener it the big benefit, because the bee can give the pollination process. So, gardener must breeders the bee for take a big profits. The bee hive has a, the name is a HIVEGON. It's because the bee hive has a subject matter from the hexagon or honey comb. The bee hive also solves many problems from the existing product. With the bee hive, breeders can take the honey be easy, because breeders not will go to the jungle and climb the Tualang tree again. Breeders can use the bee hive in their own garden or farm. With that skill, breeders can take 2 benefits in one time.

The Curve & Si Ham

Since I hardly ever (maybe never?) blog about my dates with Xian-Nian, I guess this is a good time to start. Holidays have been great! It's sooo good to just laze around doing nothing but eat and watch disc after disc of movies and then eat somemore. Thanks Andrew, Seng Kiat, Shing Wei, Meng Lee and Calvin for the beautiful birthday surprise!!! No, seriously I did not expect it! I'm sure the sight of me in my skanky nightgown and dishevelled hair is proof enough. Love you guys lots, as always. Too bad they've been really busy of late with major exams and assignments. Looks like I chose an inconvenient time to come home. And to the Adelaide IMU-ians, thanks so much for the presents! They're beautiful and I'll make sure they're put to good use this winter. =)

Anyway, Xian-Nian and I had a lovely food-filled Sunday. Crossed off quite a few 'food objectives' in the process. We visited The Curve flea market in the afternoon:

Lunch time!! Yes, this was on my list of foods to eat. There're so many new restaurants in The Curve now, but I didn't regret going back to this one. Should try a few of the others in the near future too. :P

Our main dish was (I forgot the name) some Argentinean steak with crepes and passionfruit sauce + peaches + plums. Delicious!

The desert was great too. Some apple fritter + crepe + vanilla ice-cream + fruits thingy. *Swoons*

Painted stone turtles I bought from the flea market. The latest addition to my legion of turtles!

Took a shuttle bus to the Kelana Jaya LRT station. Spotted this fella in the bushes outside the station. Looks so much like the tulan lizard in my garden! Poor tulan lizard was eaten by a cat last year. *Sigh* I miss him...

Threw a berry at him and he displayed some impressive split-second agility.

Xian-Nian's dad bought a bag of boiled peanuts! I am yet to see this in Australia. They really should make these there. These peanuts rock!

To make things better, I found this denim dress in Padini at Ikano Power Center. Quite happy with it 'cos I was looking for a denim dress and got this for a heavily discounted price to boot. =)

But the best part of the day was dinner! I think it had become somewhat a tradition for the both of us now. Si Ham for dinner at the good ol' Chinese hawker stall in SS19. In a way these taste heaps better than oysters and are way cheaper too! Xian-Nian hates si ham, but too bad. His girlfriend is in love with them. Refer to my previous si ham posts.

*Swoons even more* Half the fun is digging them open and plucking out the plump, juicy flesh.

We also had other mouth-watering delicacies such as beef and chicken satay, Hokkien noodles and Cantonese fried (does this sound correct? I suck at Chinese translations).

We finished everything. Every single morsel. Thank you Darling for the wonderful day!!!

Half a year is over, and I'm finally going home. It won't be long till I'm back in your arms. But I know that happy times go by swiftly, and I will have to leave you again.

And again.

And again.

So I'm going to cherish every moment of it. Time is a thief but also a generous giver. Wait for me, k?

Me & my vampire fetish...

Bought this pewter bat necklace recently and have fallen in love with it ever since. My fashion sense is kinda all over the place. I love Harajuku/Manga-style, Gothic and Bohemian things with a dash of everything in between. In IMU I used to wear lots of long, flowing skirts. Haven't done that a lot here, though I think I will soon. Brought some over and they're sitting in my cupboard. ^_^

Don't feel like studying anymore. I just wanna go home... T-5 Days!

You've got to be kidding me....

Was reading Christine's blog bout an article in yesterday's Star Newspaper. Seems there is a Malaysian group (comprised of university students. Yes, university students!), whose vice-president is a woman (yes, a woman!). They claim that government school girls' school uniforms are too sexy and encourage rape, premarital sex, prostitution and bastard children! Now I really think Malaysia is slowly being taken over my religious extremists. This brings back one of my pet peeves about my beloved homeland (read my previous posts regarding this issue) I'm just too horribly disgusted and aghast to say anymore. The following is the newspaper article:


School uniform sexy, says group

KUALA LUMPUR: A Malaysian group condemned the uniform worn by girls at government schools, saying it encouraged rape and pre-marital sex.

“The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction,” National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari said in a statement.

“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” she said, calling for a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals.

In multicultural Malaysia, home to majority-Muslim Malays as well as ethnic Chinese and Indians, female students at government schools have a choice of wearing a white blouse with a knee-length skirt or pinafore.

They may also wear a “baju kurung” and a headscarf is optional for Malay students.

Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”

“This leads to babies born out of wedlock and, to an extent, even prostitution,” she said.

“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment.

However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying that some used the white blouse to lure men.

“This is the source of the problem, where we can see that schoolgirls themselves are capable of using this to attract men to them,” Munirah said.

“This could see them getting molested, having premarital sex and all sorts of things.” – AFP

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/22/nation/21326822&sec=nation



For the benefit of the few non-Malaysian readers of my blog, allow me to give you a clearer idea of the utter stupidity and ignorance of the group's claims:

This is my youngest sister, Yi Lynn. She is wearing a standard secondary school girl's uniform. It consists of a white cotton collared blouse and a light blue pinafore, which is usually knee-length or just above the knees. The other option is the baju kurung, a traditional Malay dress which is white at the top and light blue at the bottom. It's basically long-sleeved, tubular, all the way down to the ankles.

Do tell me Dear Readers, doesn't my sister look 'too sexy for school?' Doesn't she look sinfully seductive? So much so that men who lay eyes on her disgustingly revealing attire can't help but rape her senseless? After all, it is in man's nature to rape, and it is in women's nature to be sinful in all manner of shape and form. Women shouldn't be seen or heard! Lest they tempt males into damnation with their wicked, lustful ways!

Fucktards. Go tell that to the toddlers, frail grandmothers and young women who were clad in tudung, baju kurung, covered their aurat as stated in their Holy Book. They are rape victims too! It saddens me more that it was a woman who made these comments. The ignorance and shallow-mindedness is so deeply entrenched in our society. *Sigh*...

Read also the 2 responses to the article:
Senseless Attack on Uniform
Don't Push Blame on Women's Attire

Pure coincidence?

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The wheel of suffering turns...

"The earthquake was a natural disaster, but nearly all the deaths were man-made."

So said one of the thousands of grieving parents following the earthquakes in Sichuan recently. Yvonne, my ward partner and I were reading about it in the Aussie newspapers over coffee. Felt like crying in the middle of the hospital cafeteria already (but didn't la. that would have been unprofessional). The number of children that died was.... shocking. Mostly preventable, but did the authorities care? Perhaps they cared more about their bulging wallets than anything else. I couldn't imagine how selfishness, ignorance and apathy could beget so much grief and despair. Why didn't the authorities respond quicker to this disaster? Why wasn't the infrastructure improved? Why were school children put in buildings which were deemed unsafe, which literally caved in before the students could leave their desks? And why were soldiers standing watch with their tanks and gleaming shovels while civilians tore through the wreckage with buckets and their bare hands? Because the order to help wasn't issued yet? Seriously when you have people crushed under slabs of concrete screaming in pain, you don't need someone to order you to help them, do you?

Somemore this happened just after Cyclone Nargis hit Burma. *Sigh*...

There are too many questions. And I have no answers. I am but an ignorant, selfish human being myself. Most of us can never truly understand the plight of these people as we have been blessed with happy, carefree lives. I guess we can only extend our hands and heart, though it will never bring the children back.

Instant rejuvenation

Am into my 3rd and last internship for paediatrics: orthopedic surgery. Don't feel like going in this week. My OSCEs are in 10 days and I still haven't covered what I need!

Anyway... orthopedics. Lots of fracture clinics. Since starting ortho I feel like a little girl again. On the first day I was watching some surgery with the consultant and registrar. One of the registrars turned to me and asked: "So... what do you want to be when you grow up?" No one has asked me that question in like, 10 years! That's 'cos I'm technically 'grown up' already... Obviously he meant what specialty I'm interested in, but it certainly sounded like something you'd ask the primary school kid to write a karangan about...

Ooo but it doesn't stop there... 2 days later, in fracture clinic sitting in with another registrar:

Mum and 12 year-old daughter come in for review. 1 week post-injury. Salter Harris 2 fracture of distal radius which was treated with closed reduction and cast...
*Registrar does the usual consult stuff, etc etc*

Reg: OK we're done. Come back at this date to remove the cast.
Mum: Thank you, doctor! *she and daughter get up*
LH: *Opens door for Mum & patient* Thank you. =)
Mum: *comes up real close to me, smiles and......

......TICKLES UNDER MY CHIN!!* "SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" *GIGGLE*

I was like!!! -_-" but smiled back politely la. In retrospect, I feel very flattered. :P

Wah. After that incident, I instantly felt 20 years younger. Don't need any anti-wrinkle cream/SKII Facial Mask/whatever elixir of youth already.

Possum

The townhouse I'm staying in is surrounded by greenery (which I oh-so love). Naturally, this attracts lots of wildlife (which I love too). I still don't get tired of watching the flocks of multi-coloured parrots flying about outside my balcony. And sometimes they even eat the fruits off the tree out in the backyard. But! This creature here, as interesting as he is, can be annoying. At first I thought it was a lemur or civet cat-like thingy. Learnt from Jeremy it's actually a possum. Aborigines (and ONLY Aborigines) can catch and eat them! And they're endemic to this area. When I first spotted them last year Ken thought I was seeing things.... Until they started making a ruckus on the roof every other night. They are nocturnal creatures and like walking about on the roof. There's definitely at least two of them 'cos they fight very often. During those fights it feels like the roof may collapse or something. And they hiss and shriek! They really do! So menancing somemore! There were a few times sleeping in the middle of the night, I was abruptly woken by loud thumping and shrieking directly on top of my head. Wah that time I was a bit scared. I was like, "What if the ceiling collapses and the possum lands right on top of my face?" But I guess that's unlikely. They're on the roof anyway, not in between the roof and the ceiling (I hope!). This picture was taken months ago. Saw him climbing a tree branch outside my house so I quickly snapped the bugger.

So there. Yet another weird and wonderful thing about good ol' Adelaide.

Happy Mothers' Day Mummy!

This is my mom during our 2006 trip to Sabah. And the photo below is from my 1st birthday. So happened to have these photos on my laptop and I think she looks absolutely beautiful in them. Happy Mothers' Day, Mummy, though you don't really read my blog. :P

This is also a special day for Darling too (don't think that I've forgotten about you). Happy 24th birthday Darling! Can't wait for winter holidays, then I can come home and spend time with you both! =)

P.S. - Just saw a Woolies (Aussie version of Giant supermarket) advertisement on TV. They were suggesting buying chrysanthemums for Mothers' Day. Omigosh. If I got chrysanthemums for Mummy she'd slap me. :P:P:P

Destroyed in an instant

He is a well-known patient on the paediatric neurology ward. The nurses love him and the doctors pity him. When I entered his room, I was overwhelmed by the get-well cards and messages from his loved ones. They covered the walls from top to bottom. His cycling gear hung around his bed like mobiles, trophies of the past and motivators of the present. He was a bright, cheerful 16 year-old. Only son to his aging parents. Well-loved by his schoolmates and family. Not only was he tremendously active in sports, he was good in it too. He frequetly competed in cycling tournaments, triathlons and was an accomplished gymnast and swimmer. His future shone bright with joy and promise.

Until that horrific accident.

He was competing in a cycling tournament. He was sprinting towards the finish line. There was a pile up in front and somehow collided. He was thrown over the protective fence and his head hit a light pole. Many people don't really appreciate what really happens when one experiences an injury like that. It's not just broken bones and months in hospital. Brain injury is very frightening indeed.

He suffered a fractured base of skull, depressed fracture on another side of the skull, fractured face, jaw and leg. Suffice to say he was in critical condition and spent weeks in ICU. Surgeons managed to fix the fractures, but his brain was massively injured from all the bleeding. There is a hole in his brainstem. It's a miracle that he survived. Although his tracheostomy is finally out, his condition is in laymen's terms, a 'vegetable'. There is no voluntary movement of his limbs at all, he can only move his left eye ever so slightly, he can't even open his mouth or utter a word. He is fed via a tube into his stomach (Percutaneous Endoscopic Gastrostomy - PEG) His muscles have all but atrophied. It's difficult to say whether he's still 'in there'. It has been difficult to establish means of communication. The day I saw him, his father managed to get him to blink once for "yes" for the first time. It will take time before he can really be sure it's for real.

Taking the history from his parents was painful. 2 minutes into the conversation the mum broke down in tears. The father did too soon after. As I glanced again at the wall of cards, I could feel my heart breaking too. I kept my examination brief. Tried to get him to blink. Couldn't really tell if it was a real response. But I had this weird, frightening feeling. As if he was trapped in his own body and screaming to get out.

I'm sorry if I'm biased. I can't feel the same sadness for the 60 year-old bloke who drank and smoked his lungs away. This was someone who didn't deserve this. Why him? Then again, I'm looking at only one. Millions around the world. They suffer needlessly too. Life has never been fair in the first place. But it still hurts to see this happen.

My heart goes out to his parents. They have shown such resilience. As his father said: "It's difficult, but what can we do? We have to continue living." Though nothing will ever quell their pain and sorrow. Makes us feel so helpless as healthcare professionals. Hopefully the small improvements recently will continue to grow. I really do pray he'll recover at least some function eventually.

Guys, rejoice in life and love with all your heart. Be grateful for all that you have. You never know when it will disappear.

Maitland & Yorke Peninsula Trip

Finally some photos from last month's trip. Chris, Su Chuen, Ken and I visited Christine and Jebbrine who are doing their 3 week rural MSA in Maitland. Chris rented a car and drove down, spent a weekend there. Good company, good fun. =) This weekend will have to be more boring though. Having my observed case for paediatrics next Tuesday and still not done reading yet. I find paeds so hard to study for compared to O&G.

Places we visited during our trip:

Day 1: Wallaroo, Moonta Bay, Port Hughs, Gregory's Winery.
Day 2: White Flint Olive Grove, Minalton, Stansbury, Port Vincent.